The silver bullet
I just received this email from Justin
Ruben, MoveOn.org Political Action, the progressive organisation,
headed 'Super awesome news'.
I think we may
have just discovered the silver bullet that could help us win the
whole election.
Although Justin never actually mentions
who he means by 'us', it later becomes apparent that the objective is
'to keep Republicans from stealing the election', so I guess 'we'
must be the Democrats, the only electoral force capable of preventing
a Republican victory.
I don't think I need to elucidate the
chasm between a Democratic electoral campaign and 'the progressive promise of our country'.
What they are doing is soliciting
donations to implement their secret 'new voter turnout method', to be
matched by an unnamed 'major partner' to the tune of half a million
bucks, and suggesting that this has to happen by tomorrow.
Two weeks ago, we
ran a secret test of a new voter turnout method in a state primary
election. There were 170,000 voters in the study. We just got back
the results, and our new method was 3.7 times more effective, dollar
for dollar, than the best techniques used by campaigns today.
I can't give all
the details of what we figured out, because we don't want the other
side to know. So this has to be somewhat vague. But basically, we
took groundbreaking research from social psychology, and for the
first time, applied it to voting. And, wow, it really worked!
So it seems that MoveOn.org considers
American progressives, who support the wonderful policies and
practices of the Democratic Party, to be a bunch of suckers who will
just fork over money on their say so.
But it gets worse. Leaving aside the
little matter of just what they are measuring and what counts as an
improvement and how that was determined, remember that the 'new
method was 3.7 times more effective, dollar for dollar, than the best
techniques used by campaigns today'. They go on to assert:
Let me put that in
perspective: Normally, we're delighted if we figure out something
that gives us a 10% improvement. This test showed a 370%
improvement.
This is sleight of hand, if I can even
dignify it as such.
Imagine 100 people would vote if you
did nothing. Assume that $1 spent deploying 'the best techniques'
provides a 10% 'improvement', so 110 would vote. If the new method is
3.7 times more effective, then spending $1 would result in 137 people
voting. Yes, a 37% improvement is very significant and really is 370%
as much as a 10% improvement, but it is not a 370% improvement in the
number going to the polls, which is what the email suggests.
I'm going to append the full email so
you can see just what it says, and importantly, doesn't say, although
I can't recommend it. It might or might not be significant that the
email is couched in the first person singular, but signed 'Anna,
Ilya, Laura, Wes, and the rest of the team', or that while Justin,
Political Action, sent it, replies go to Anna Galland, MoveOn.org
Civic Action.
Finally, if you have three and a half
minutes of your life to squander watching Samuel L Jackson
channelling Dr Seuss, this video links from the front page of the
MoveOn site.
Interestingly, it's not a MoveOn
production, but funded by the Jewish Council for Education and Research, who use 'humor, viral video, celebrity, and social media to break through the election year clutter and reach millions of voters'.
In case you're wondering just how deluded they are,
In
foreign affairs, President Obama achieved three important goals:
bringing American troops home from Iraq and beginning to exit from
Afghanistan, stepping up the fight against Al Qaeda, and restoring
America's relationships and reputation among our allies. In the
Middle East, the President has backed up his words of support for
Israel with an unsurpassed record on issues of security, while
balancing American interest in democracy, human rights, and stability
as the Arab Spring swept the region. President Obama has organized an
unprecedented international coalition and made clear his
determination to prevent Iran from developing a nuclear weapon.
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Dear
MoveOn member,
I
think we may have just discovered the silver bullet that could
help us win the whole election.
Two
weeks ago, we ran a secret test of a new voter turnout method in a
state primary election. There were 170,000 voters in the study. We
just got back the results, and our
new method was 3.7 times more effective,
dollar for dollar, than the best techniques used by campaigns today.
Take a look at this simple chart:
Making phone calls |== Sending mail |===== Going door-to-door |======= OUR NEW METHOD |=========================
Let me put that
in perspective: Normally, we're delighted if we figure out something
that gives us a 10% improvement. This test showed a 370%
improvement.
This
alone could be enough to tip the balance in the Senate, help
Democrats win the House—and maybe even flip two or three swing
states.
The
challenge: We had no idea we'd get such great results, and to have
everything ready in time, we need to commit by Monday!! Which
means we have to raise a good portion of the entire $3 million budget
by then. Arrgh!
But
things are suddenly looking up, because at 5 PM on Friday, I got a
call from a major partner who's as excited about this project as we
are. They're offering to match every dollar donated, up to
$500,000, with
their own efforts! That means you'll get twice
the bang for your buck.
So,
whatever you're doing right now, can you take three minutes to make a
contribution so that we can use this incredibly powerful new voter
turnout method across the country? This is the moment to open
up your wallet for this election. Seriously. CODE RED. Please
help!
I
don't want to look back on Nov. 7—the day after the
election—and think, "If only we had a bit more money in late
September, we could've won those two crucial Senate races! Or (God
forbid) we could've run up the margin enough to keep Republicans from
stealing the election!" And I KNOW you don't want to be
thinking, "If only I and a few other people had chipped in
the price of a pizza, we'd be celebrating right now!"
So
I'm trying to make this as clear as I can. This is the most
promising set of test results we've EVER seen at MoveOn.
I
can't give all the details of what we figured out, because we don't
want the other side to know. So this has to be somewhat vague. But
basically, we took groundbreaking research from social psychology,
and for the first time, applied it to voting. And, wow, it really
worked!
The
question is whether we can raise enough money in the next few days
to roll it out nationally. If just 30,000 of us chip in, we can
change the outcome of this election. Can you chip in?
Thanks
for all you do.
–Anna,
Ilya, Laura, Wes, and the rest of the team
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